There are many shades of red: scarlet, ruby, garnet, maroon, carnelian, blood, apple, tomato, cherry, cranberry, persimmon, cardinal, Chinese, Swedish, Venetian, sangria, and burgundy.
But the Philadelphia Phillies FANS have invented a new shade all their own: Moron Red. Baseball historians and loyal fans around the world have agreed that it is by far the STUPIDEST color ever invented (in honor of the people who wear it).
And the giant “P” on the fans’ shirts: Stands for PUTZ.
Check out these photos and then answer this question: Which has a higher I.Q.—a Phillies fan OR a head of cabbage? I know, too easy.
Everyone knows a cabbage head is not only smarter than a Phillies fan, it is also better looking.
Yesterday I accused the Phillies fans for being bush league. I rest my case.
P.S. To America: This is what happens when schoolyard bullies grow up. Not only don’t learn anything past third grade, they WRECK the great sport of BASEBALL.