Memoir – Chapter 5 – Every Letter Tells a Bigger Story

I explained to Zaps the purpose of my many-pronged plan: to discredit my ex-family as members of the human race and expose them as members of their true race—rodentia. They were slopping up the world in general—America in particular—and me specifically. But first I had to explain a little about myself. It went more or […]

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Memoir – Chapter 2 – The Cop at the Door

Twonkette here. Are you with me so far? (Favorite line from “Life in the Fast Lane.” Also like the line: “She was terminally pretty.” Note to girls: You will get over the notion of wanting to be that. However, it will take a while. Just don’t go into show business.) Back to the fast lane… […]

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Protected: What a difference a year makes – parting shots from the bloody trenches

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Protected: Independence Day – from America’s FWs

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Protected: The Human Experience – Empathy and Validation

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Protected: The Woes and Throes of Twitterdom – Part 2

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Protected: The Stupidness of Stupidity

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Protected: How to Be a Classy Lady – Advice for Young Women

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Protected: Advice for “Mature” Women – Two Books About Navigating the Aging Process

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Protected: In Praise of Waitresses

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