There are many shades of red: scarlet, ruby, garnet, maroon, carnelian, blood, apple, tomato, cherry, cranberry, persimmon, cardinal, Chinese, Swedish, Venetian, sangria, and burgundy.
But the Philadelphia Phillies FANS have invented a new shade all their own: Moron Red. Baseball historians and loyal fans around the world have agreed that it is by far the STUPIDEST color ever invented (in honor of the people who wear it).
And the giant “P” on the fans’ shirts: Stands for PUTZ.
Check out these photos and then answer this question: Which has a higher I.Q.—a Phillies fan OR a head of cabbage? I know, too easy.
Everyone knows a cabbage head is not only smarter than a Phillies fan, it is also better looking.
Yesterday I accused the Phillies fans for being bush league. I rest my case.
P.S. To America: This is what happens when schoolyard bullies grow up. Not only don’t learn anything past third grade, they WRECK the great sport of BASEBALL.
In a stadium with 45,000 people and a city of 1.4 million, there will be morons. This post is the equivalent of saying that everyone from San Francisco is like Michael Savage.
i love how philly is always under a bs microscope when this happens everywhere, and how are they ruining baseball! if anything the phillies are making baseball amazing (not just for philly people) but for the leauge, i mean we have one of the most whole-hearted group of awesome nice guys etc. so a bunch of idiots want to display their idiocy, so what, deal with it and watch the game, and timmy is a pothead, thats not anyones fault but his own and getting caught means having to deal with the scrutiny of being a pothead.
Wow, I guess you’ve never been exposed to fans in Chicago (dumping beer on opposing players, on the field, during the game), New York (homophobic rendition of the YMCA directed at opposing players, c/o the Bleacher Creatures), Atlanta (lets face it, the tomahawk chop is inherently racist), Kansas City (fans taking the field to beat umpires), Los Angeles (fans being stabbed at both the stadium in Los Angeles, and Anaheim).
Obviously a few ballbags aren’t representative of an entire fanbase. Every city has idiots like these – every one. People like this are boorish are completely unlike others in the Philadelphia fanbase.
I am the biggest baseball nut of the Phillies so I really loved reading your article. I was glad I got my Philadelphia Phillies Tickets for the up coming baseball game for Phillies Stadium.
Some of your SF kids to be proud of…
[NOTE: photo link deleted by Toni because it contains profanity — by children! Their parents are beyond morons.]