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Epic Ugliness in Ashland, Oregon: How Ugliness is Bad for Business

The Insurrection on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021 was an attack on democracy. The same type of coup was attempted on June 29, 2021 in Ashland, Oregon. Four councilpersons conspired to thwart the will of the voters. An illegal motion was passed to allow two councilors to read defamatory testimonies to vilify the new administration. This display of anarchy was as ugly in Ashland as it was in Washington, D.C. (only without the violence!) …Read more »

Setting the Record Straight in Ashland Oregon: The Fence Speaks Out

The continuing troubles in Ashland, Oregon and the troubling minds that run City Hall and two-thirds of City Council are illustrated by the objections to a popular anti-racism fence.
[The publisher would also like to thank the founders of the Black Lives Matter Movement: Alicia Garza, Patrisse Cullors, and Opal Tometi.] …Read more »

Influence Peddling, Foolish Talking, and Coffee Slinging: More Tales from the City of Ashland Oregon

The Outlandia Gazette has been under fire by those we have satirized. Nothing we can’t handle! They’re like a pea shooter launching limp peas against an AK-47. Our artillery required we carefully explain exactly what satire is to these Bumbling Bureaucrats. They still didn’t get it. Which proves the theory that you can smack a Bu Bu over the head with a funny stick, but you can’t make him laugh. Hope y’all find the humor in our articles. Thanks for reading. …Read more »

Flimflam Sham of a Scam – Ashland Recall NOT a Citizenship Test

The Ashlandia Gazette contacted former President Thomas Jefferson to help explain why a recall of incompetent public servants is an American tradition. Not blasphemy. Because of his love for America, Mr. Jefferson responded immediately, leaving a dinner party at the Eternity Restaurant to provide us with valuable information. We are very grateful. Read on for his wise words… …Read more »