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Help From On High: Hera Descends from the Heavens onto Ashland Oregon

Greek Goddess Hera–ruler of the heavens–and number two deity on Mt. Olympus (with number one being on an old white guy with a lighting bolt problem) makes a rare appearance on mortal ground: Ashland, Oregon. The reason: A nasty email sent by an Ashland City Councilman that accuses an Ashland citizen of invoking a racial slur. Hera is sick to death of idiot old-thinking buffoonish white guys (kinda like her husband Zeus) who think they are more powerful than they are. Here’s her response to yet another mess in Ashland, Oregon. …Read more »

Michael Cohen Raids Ashland Oregon for New Reality TV Show: America’s Sleaziest Politicians

Once upon a time sleazoid lawyer Michael Cohen would have done anything for his boss, President Golden Showers. But times have changed. That’s what prison will do for you. Michael now wants to finally rule his own life–be king of his own show–to show his old boss who is the new boss of Reality TV. No better place to look for sleazy contestants than in Ashland, Oregon’s City Hall. …Read more »

Influence Peddling, Foolish Talking, and Coffee Slinging: More Tales from the City of Ashland Oregon

The Outlandia Gazette has been under fire by those we have satirized. Nothing we can’t handle! They’re like a pea shooter launching limp peas against an AK-47. Our artillery required we carefully explain exactly what satire is to these Bumbling Bureaucrats. They still didn’t get it. Which proves the theory that you can smack a Bu Bu over the head with a funny stick, but you can’t make him laugh. Hope y’all find the humor in our articles. Thanks for reading. …Read more »

City of Ashland Stars in New Billboard Movie: Sure to be an Oscar Contender

Many a truth is said in satire: The Coen Brothers announce the sequel to their hit movie “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.” It’s called “Three or More Billboards Outside Ashland, Oregon.” Production details have not yet been finalized but the number of billboards under consideration may increase to 100 or more. …Read more »