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Censorship in Ashland Oregon: Wins Praise from the Putin “You Go Bro” Club

Ashland Oregon has a censorship problem. First the Outlandia Gazette was censored by the Ashland Library. Now a City Hall crony advocates censoring our voice of satire because he doesn’t like it. He thinks it “has no place in this town.” Possibly one of the stupidest sentences we have ever heard and we have been at this copy desk a long time. Here is our response to trashing the First Amendment. And yet another example of the punitive patriarchal mindset polarizing this town. …Read more »

Michael Cohen Raids Ashland Oregon for New Reality TV Show: America’s Sleaziest Politicians

Once upon a time sleazoid lawyer Michael Cohen would have done anything for his boss, President Golden Showers. But times have changed. That’s what prison will do for you. Michael now wants to finally rule his own life–be king of his own show–to show his old boss who is the new boss of Reality TV. No better place to look for sleazy contestants than in Ashland, Oregon’s City Hall. …Read more »

Ashland Oregon is Full of Graham Crackers: Does Not Bode Well for a Nutritious Future

Much like the chaotic predicament in the U.S.A. right now, Ashland Oregon is at a crossroad. Due to inept, dishonest, white-male-dominated government, this town is in danger of losing its viability as a financially-sound, socially-equal, attractive to new business development, creative, compassionate, affordable community. Like America, the future of Ashland is headed down one of two paths. A barren road controlled by the old guard and leading to the extinction of our ideals. Or a fertile expressway loaded with 21st century ideas, economic stability, opportunity, kindness, less government intrusion, and social harmony for all. Come November, it’s all up to the voters. Choose wisely. Your future and future generations depend on it. …Read more »